Jokelopedia : the biggest, best, silliest, dumbest, joke book ever

Cover Title Page Copyright Page and Thank-Yous Contents Tall Tails: Animals with Attitude Critter Jitters: Creepy, Crawly, Slimy, Slithery Things Fowl Play: Birds of a Feather Flock Together Sounds Fishy To Me: It'll Hook You Right Away Classy Jokes: Classroom Distractions Bad Apples: And PCs, Too! 'Snot Funny: Eeew, Gross! Rocket Science: All the Mysteries of Outer Space, Made More Confusing Family Funnies: Brothers, Sisters, and Aunts of Step-uncles Objects of Amusement: Household Items Unite Truly Tasteless Jokes: Food Strikes Back Showbiz Shenanigans. Sounding a Funny Note: Bust a Gut in the Band RoomAthletic Antics: Really Sock It to 'Em in the Gym Funny Business: Humor at Work Doc-Doc Jokes: You Need a Lot of Patients for This Chapter! Cops and Ribbers: A Humorous Twist on the Beat of Life How Many Elephants...Can You Fit in a Joke Book? Monster-osities: Ghouls, Goblins, and the Like Really Old Jokes: Extinct Animals and Funny Fossils Record Your Own Jokes. Announcing the third edition of the mother of all kids' joke books--and that's no joke. Now Jokelopedia is even better, with 300 all-new jokes and 11 new spotlights on the comedians kids love today. Jokelopedia, Third Edition, is an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns. The perfect gift for incurable jokesters, class clowns, comedians-to-be, and aspiring ventriloquists--not to mention the quieter kids who still love a good laugh--it features doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, and elephant jokes. Plus, it has the classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. And all jokes are organized into categories for easy reference. In addition there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts and pop culture references, and two dozen spotlights on favorite TV shows, books, comics, and comic actors, including iCarly, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Steve Carell, and Tina Fey It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester. A collection of over 1,700 jokes for every occasion including fifty-nine elephant jokes, tongue twisters, and joke-telling tips.