I love you, subject to the following terms and conditions : a Contract Killers novel

27 Dresses meets Bridget Joness Diary for the millennial set in Erin Lyon's I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions. In a world where marriage doesnt existonly seven-year contractsyou dont marry, you sign. You dont divorce, you breach. And sometimes, you just expire. Kate is struggling to find her footing. She gave up a career she hated to pursue the law, and now shes buried in debt and unemployed. At least shes signed to an amazing guyhot, sweet, and committed. Enter the contract killer, the man who pursues only signed women. No commitment, no hassle, all the fun. But Kate has enough fun on her plate until her partner doesnt re-up their contract. After an epic but well-deserved meltdown, Kate gets practical. She accepts a job with her uncles law firm, practicing signing lawthe one type of law she swore shed never do. And the contract killer? Now that Kate is single, shes no longer his type, but he still wants to be friends. Yeah, thatll work. Kate may be heartbroken, but shes not impervious to this sexy, smart, and complex man. But hey, it looks like he may not be impervious to her eithersigned or not. Hilariously relatable, with biting wit and charm, I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions is 27 Dresses meets Bridget Joness Diary for the millennial set. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied. In a world where marriage doesn't exist—only seven-year contracts—you don't marry, you sign. You don't divorce, you breach. And sometimes, you just expire. Kate is struggling to find her footing. She gave up a career she hated to pursue the law, and now she's buried in debt and unemployed. At least she's signed to an amazing guy—hot, sweet, and committed. Enter the contract killer, the man who pursues only signed women. No commitment, no hassle, all the fun. But Kate has enough fun on her plate... until her partner doesn't re-up their contract. After an epic but well-deserved meltdown, Kate gets practical. She accepts a job with her uncle's law firm, practicing signing law—the one type of law she swore she'd never do. And the contract killer? Now that Kate is single, she's no longer his type, but he still wants to be friends. Yeah, that'll work. Kate may be heartbroken, but she's not impervious to this sexy, smart, and complex man. But hey, it looks like he may not be impervious to her either—signed or not. With biting wit and charm, I Love You Subject to the Following Terms and Conditions is hilariously relatable, for the millennial set. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied. "In a world where marriage doesn't exist--only seven-year contracts--you don't marry, you sign. You don't divorce, you breach. And sometimes, you just expire. Kate is struggling to find her footing. She gave up a career she hated to pursue the law, and now she's buried in debt and unemployed. At least she's signed to an amazing guy--hot, sweet, and committed. Enter the contract killer, the man who pursues only signed women. No commitment, no hassle, all the fun. But Kate has enough fun on her plate ... until her partner doesn't re-up their contract. After an epic but well-deserved meltdown, Kate gets practical. She accepts a job with her uncle's law firm, practicing signing law--the one type of law she swore she'd never do. And the contract killer? Now that Kate is single, she's no longer his type, but he still wants to be friends. Yeah, that'll work. Kate may be heartbroken, but she's not impervious to this sexy, smart, and complex man. But hey, it looks like he may not be impervious to her either--signed or not. Hilariously relatable, with biting wit and charm, The Contract Killers is 27 Dresses meets Bridget Jones's Diary for the millennial set"-- Provided by publisher "In a world where marriage doesn{u2019}t exist{u2015}only seven-year contracts{u2015}you don{u2019}t marry, you sign. You don{u2019}t divorce, you breach. And sometimes, you just expire. Kate is struggling to find her footing. She gave up a career she hated to pursue the law, and now she{u2019}s buried in debt and unemployed. At least she{u2019}s signed to an amazing guy{u2015}hot, sweet, and committed. Enter the contract killer, the man who pursues only signed women. No commitment, no hassle, all the fun. But Kate has enough fun on her plate{u2026} until her partner doesn{u2019}t re-up their contract. After an epic but well-deserved meltdown, Kate gets practical. She accepts a job with her uncle{u2019}s law firm, practicing signing law--the one type of law she swore she{u2019}d never do. And the contract killer? Now that Kate is single, she{u2019}s no longer his type, but he still wants to be friends. Yeah, that{u2019}ll work. Kate may be heartbroken, but she{u2019}s not impervious to this sexy, smart, and complex man. But hey, it looks like he may not be impervious to her either{u2015}signed or not."--Back cover