I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs (Animal Lovers book, Gift book, Humor poetry)

A __New York Times__ bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to __I Could Pee on This__, the beloved volume of poems by cats, __I Could Chew on This__ will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, __I Could Chew on This__ is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. The dogs have their day in this collection of canine poetry from the #1 New York Times –bestselling author of I Could Pee on This . The canine answer to I Could Pee on This , the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as “I Dropped a Ball,” “I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House,” and “Can You Smell That?” Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Praise for the writing of Francesco Marcuiliano “Hilarious.” — Shelf Awareness A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version. Dogs celebrate their obsessions about food, chasing cars, and barking, and about their undying love for their owners This poetry collection humorously and faithfully depicts the inner thoughts of dogs.