How to Swear: An Illustrated Guide (Dictionary for Swear Words, Funny Gift, Book About Cursing)

**"Those who grew up with the taste of soap in their mouths are bound to find this book both charming and hilarious." —__Imboldn__**Even the most profane practitioner of the vulgar tongue must sometimes wonder, "Am I doing it right?" This highly entertaining and crucially informative visual guide to the art of swearing employs a variety of quick-read charts and helpful strategies to take salty skills to the next level. Offering history and etymology along with guidance, quips, insults, answers to lingering questions, and much more, celebrates the rude ingenuity of using a naughty word to express surprise, excitement, anger, joy, or disgust, limited only by the imagination. It's inspiring. It's educational. It's dirty. It's here to change lives or, at the very least, add some f\*#&ing color to the conversation.**"A book of lavatorial language made for the smart lavatory . . . entertaining and informative and, if nothing else, remind[s] you of the****." —__The Guardian__****"A book dedicated to the art of swearing, complete with quick-read charts, diagrams, explications, and strategies to take readers' salty skills to the next level." —Medium** "Those who grew up with the taste of soap in their mouths are bound to find this book both charming and hilarious." #8212; Imboldn Even the most profane practitioner of the vulgar tongue must sometimes wonder, "Am I doing it right?" This highly entertaining and crucially informative visual guide to the art of swearing employs a variety of quick-read charts and helpful strategies to take salty skills to the next level. Offering history and etymology along with guidance, quips, insults, answers to lingering questions, and much more, How to Swear celebrates the rude ingenuity of using a naughty word to express surprise, excitement, anger, joy, or disgust, limited only by the imagination. It's inspiring. It's educational. It's dirty. It's here to change lives or, at the very least, add some f*#amp;ing color to the conversation. "A book of lavatorial language made for the smart lavatory . . . entertaining and informative and, if nothing else, remind[s] you of the mysterious pleasure of using words that are not meant to be said ." #8212; The Guardian "A book dedicated to the art of swearing, complete with quick-read charts, diagrams, explications, and strategies to take readers' salty skills to the next level." #8212;Medium. Grasping How To Swear Is A Crucial Skill To Any English-speaker, But It Can Be A Tricky Business. Owing To The Rich And Complex History Of Swearing, A Single Word Can Have A Host Of Different Meanings - From Expressing Surprise, Excitement, Anger, Celebration, Disgust Or Simply That You're Fucked Off. If You Don't Get It Right, You Could Really Be In The Shit. How To Swear, By Graphic Artist And Swearing-connoisseur Stephen Wildish, Uses All Manner Of Charts And Flow Diagrams To Teach You All You Need To Know, Including: The Building Blocks Of An Effective Insult; The Adverbial Uses Of Various Types Of Animal Excrement (horseshit, Apeshit Etc); And The Different Parts Of Speech A Swear Word Can Fulfil: 'fucking Fuck, The Fucking Fucker's Fucked'. This Charming (and Rude) Book Will Take You Right To The Heart Of The Wondrous World Of Swearing, With A Lot Of Laughs On The Way. "This highly entertaining, crucially informative visual guide to the art of swearing employs quick-read charts, diagrams, explications and strategies to take readers' salty skills to the next level. Offering guidance, history and etymology, quips, insults, answers to lingering questions, and much more, How to Swear celebrates the rude ingenuity of using a single naughty word to express surprise, excitement, anger, joy, or disgust, limited only by the imagination"-- Provided by publisher