How to marry a Finnish girl : everything you want to know about Finland, that Finns won't tell you

Get the straight story on surviving and thriving in the delightful land of a thousand lakes, and most importantly, learn how to catch and keep that special lady. HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Want to Know about Finland that Finns Won’t Tell You is a must have for anyone considering a trip up North. Inside you’ll learn:- How to Chat Up a Finnish Girl- How to Identify a Finn on Holiday- How to Build Your Own House Like a Real Finnish Man- Why Toddlers Speak Finnish Better Than You- And More!Phil Schwarzmann is an American living in Finland, where he works for a large Finnish mobile phone manufacturer, authors the popular blog “Finland for Thought”, and performs stand-up comedy. He is generally considered a nice guy. This is his first book. All the secrets about Finland and the Finns are finally revealed in HOW TO MARRY A FINNISH GIRL: Everything You Wanted to Know about Finland that Finns Wont Tell You. Simply buying this book guarantees that you will: - Make Out with Your First Finnish Girl in 24 Hours (or less!) - Move to Finland in a city that doesnt contain the word poo - Land a Job that Makes Your Finnish In-Laws Proud - Not Only Speak Finnish Fluently, but Teach it too - Get on the Front Page of a Major Finnish Tabloid - Identify a Finn on holiday in the Canary Islands And More!