How to f\*ck a woman: \*an insider's guide to love & relationships

Brazen, uproarious, slyly prescriptive, and always entertaining, Ali Adler is a sex and relationship guru who knows what women want. As a gay woman, she has both the equipment and the experience to give straight men (and the women who love them) advice on both how to get more sex and how to get this job done right. In her day job as a comedy writer and TV producer, Ali is sometimes the only woman in a room full of comedy writers. She became legendary for offering frank, sometimes insightful, often bossy reality checks and for translating female sexuality into words a man could understand. In her book, __How to F\*ck a Woman__ — 20 percent explicit instructions, 80 percent relationship advice, and 100 percent hilarious — she brings together essential advice for men (even the ones who insist they could write this book) and the women who want their lovers to truly understand them, both mind and body. With illustrations by __New Yorker__ cartoonist Liza... Brazen, uproarious, slyly prescriptive, and always entertaining, Ali Adler is a sex and relationship guru who knows what women want. As a gay woman, she has both the equipment and the experience to give straight men (and the women who love them) advice on both how to get more sex and how to get this job done right. In her day job as a comedy writer and TV producer, Ali is sometimes the only woman in a room full of comedy writers. She became legendary for offering frank, sometimes insightful, often bossy reality checks and for translating female sexuality into words a man could understand. In her book, How to F*ck a Woman — 20 percent explicit instructions, 80 percent relationship advice, and 100 percent hilarious — she brings together essential advice for men (even the ones who insist they could write this book) and the women who want their lovers to truly understand them, both mind and body. With illustrations by New Yorker cartoonist Liza Donnelly. Learning how to fuck is easier that learning how to listen Dating : pretending to be someone you're not How to pick the perfect peach Relationships : wanting the woman you've got How to stop fighting and start fucking Cracking the code : what the hell does she really want? The 21st century female How to fuck a woman (size does matter : an extra-long, girthy chapter) Breaking up : getting rid of the woman you've got For women only : insights from an insider. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus for a new generation-a profane, wildly funny, and deeply insightful guide to sex and relationships from a woman who loves women too.