How to be a dog : Maxwell Woofington's guide to living with humans and getting the upper paw

**Written by a dog, and with helpful additions by other dogs, How to Be a Dog is essential reading not only for all canines but also for their owners and dog lovers, providing an insight into their pet's sometimes curious behaviour.** As you'd expect from a book written by a dog about humans, it's irreverent, cynical and disrespectful. Dogs provide helpful observations and advice on specific issues: for example, how to retain any semblance of self-esteem while wearing the 'Cone of Shame' anti-scratch collar or how to really frustrate your owner when playing 'fetch'. How to Be a Dog is the official rulebook of the doggie world - a hilarious guide for living with - or putting up with - humans, and always getting the upper hand (or paw). Written by a dog, and with helpful additions by other dogs, How to Be a Dog is essential reading, not just for all canines but also for their owners and dog lovers alike, providing an insight into their pet's sometimes curious behavior. As you'd expect from a book written by a dog about humans, it's irreverent, cynical, and disrespectful. Dogs provide helpful observations and advice on specific for example, how to retain any semblance of self-esteem while wearing the "Cone of Shame" anti-scratch collar, or how to really frustrate your owner when playing "fetch." How to Be a Dog is the official rule book of the doggie world, a hilarious guide for living with humans, and always getting the upper paw. Written by a dog, and with helpful insights by other dogs, How to Be a Dog is the official rule book of the doggie world - a hilarious guide for living with - or putting up with - humans, and always getting the upper hand (or paw).