How I Slept My Way to the Middle : Secrets and Stories From Stage, Screen, and Interwebs

Front Cover; Title Page; Copyright; Contents; Foreword by Penn Jillette; More Foreword by Billy Bob Thornton; Introduction: Howard Hughes and Logorrhea; 1. Cos and the Zuckers; 2. The Plane to Showbiz; 3. Tripping Past Dad; 4. Learning to Stand Up; 5. John Belushi Takes a Knee; 6. Larry, It's Albert/It's Kevin/It's Albert; 7. Torturing Reiser, Part One; 8. The King and I; 9. Barry's Baltimore; 10. Nothing Like Your First; 11. Eat Smart; 12. Killing Warren Beatty; 13. L.A. Story Story; 14. he Path Less Traveled; 15. Called Up to the Majors; 16. Reading between the Lines.;How I Slept My Way to the Middle winningly combines never-before-heard stories featuring A-list entertainers with fan favorites and Kevin's own thoughts about how he made it. He turned down his first invitation to do stand-up on The Tonight Show becau. Front Cover Title Page Copyright Contents Foreword by Penn Jillette More Foreword by Billy Bob Thornton Introduction: Howard Hughes and Logorrhea 1. Cos and the Zuckers 2. The Plane to Showbiz 3. Tripping Past Dad 4. Learning to Stand Up 5. John Belushi Takes a Knee 6. Larry, It's Albert/It's Kevin/It's Albert 7. Torturing Reiser, Part One 8. The King and I 9. Barry's Baltimore 10. Nothing Like Your First 11. Eat Smart 12. Killing Warren Beatty 13. L.A. Story Story 14. he Path Less Traveled 15. Called Up to the Majors 16. Reading between the Lines. 17. Trophies on the Mantel18. Hanging with the Big Boys ... and Girls 19. Is the Car Here Yet?! 20. Jack and Mom 21. It's Chinatown, Kev 22. Jack in the Voice 23. Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot 24. Stealing Arkin's Soul or Torturing Reiser, Part Two 25. Midget Fuckers, Pussy Punchers, Cock Smokers, and Rectum Rockets 26. The Odd Couple Goes to Minneapolis 27. The Return of Italian Royalty 28. I, Suspect 29. The Usual Fucking Cocksuckers 30. The Suspects Go to Cannes 31. Sucking Face with Supermodels 32. Nixon's List 33. The Don 34. Have You Seen the Muffin, Man 35. Club Willis. 36. Carpe Per Diem37. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished 38. Walken of Fame 39. Boldly I Go 40. Jerry and Me 41. My Introduction to the Interwebs 42. If You're Not Creating, You're Waiting Epilogue: President Clinton's Superpowers Acknowledgments.