Hammer Time

Danger is my middle name. Just kiddingits Bergljot. Sigrdrifa Bergljot Jones. But dont call me thatI go by Val. My dad is Thor and my dear mother was human ... which makes me a demi, or half-goddess and half-human. Of course, I got the shaft on the half-goddess part. Ive got no powers and work in the human worldHome Depot, to be exact. But, Im needed back in the godly realmsto break into a supernatural prison to save my best friend. I never thought Id put get arrested on my to-do list but some dickhead gods need to be dealt with. And how do you deal with dickhead gods? By stealing Thors hammer and magical goats, making a special Visine drink, and getting the God of Shit on your side as well as a demi, a concussed guard, and an amazing human. These dickhead gods wont know what hit them. Everyone can just stopits HAMMER TIME! WARNING: This is a reverse harem romantic prison comedy intended for ages 18+. If you are easily offended by the mockery of ancient deities or potty humor, get off the potthis ones not for you.