Groom:

Marry Clementine Bright or watch your carefully crafted kingdom crumble. Well played, Grandfather. Well played. I’ll say my I do’s and pretend to be the doting husband, but this is one union I want no part of. Clementine may be beautiful, but she defies me at every turn. I’m the king of my castle. The ruler of my bedroom. And even though I may want to have and to hold her, I know I’ll just have to fight that feeling ’til death do us part.