Football Wit : Quips and Quotes for the Football Fanatic

Summersdale: 2008. — 224 p. Series: Wit. —ISBN-10: 1840246715. ISBN-13: 978-1840246711 "There's only one certainty in football: managers get sacked." —Brian Kerr When you're done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref, and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of football wise-cracks. Because at the end of the day, there's nothing quite like a funny football one-liner. Cover; Copyright; Contents; Editor's Note; Can You Manage It?; Ignorance is Bliss; Whistle-stop Tours; Fanning the Flames; Creative Mathematics; A Blood Sport; Time's Winged Chariot; A Safe Pair of Hands?; Identity Crises; International Duty; Six of the Best; Injury Time; Club Life; Bottling It; Crystal Balls; Let Me Rephrase That; Kiss and Tell; Strategic Skills; Appearance Issues; The Life of Brian; Winner Takes All; In a Manner of Speaking; God Complexes; Goals, Goals, Goals; WAGs' Tales; Survival of the Fittest; Unsavoury Comparisons; Born to Lose; Quick on the Uptake; The Money Men. A Little Bit of IrelandAiming Below the Belt; The World at Their Feet; Mea Culpa; Keeping Up With Jones; Make Your Mind Up; Difficult Bodily Manoeuvres; Press Ganged; The Boardroom Boys. When you've finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wisecracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, 'Football Wit' will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way. There is a strap line, 'Quips and Quotes for the Football Fanatic', on the cover but this is not carried through to the title page so the book is catalogued, as it should be, without the strap-line. He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it – you can see it all over their faces.' Ron Atkinson When you've finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wisecracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, 'Football Wit' will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way. ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it – you can see it all over their faces.'Ron Atkinson When you're done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way. HUMOUR. When you're done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, "Football Wit" will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way. Because at the end of the day, there's nothing quite like a funny football one-liner. "There's only one certainty in football: managers get sacked."  —Brian Kerr When you're done explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref, and perfecting your ball skills treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this goal-scoring collection of football wise-cracks. Because at the end of the day, there's nothing quite like a funny football one-liner. When you’re finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this premiere collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.