Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! : More Magical Tales From the Bestselling Author of God, No!

Let’s be honest—nobody has more fun than atheists. Don’t believe it? Well, consider this: For nonbelievers, every day you’re alive is a day to celebrate! And no one celebrates life to the fullest like Penn Jillette—the larger, louder half of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller—whose spectacularly witty and sharply observant essays in __Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday!__ will entertain zealots and skeptics alike. Whether he’s contemplating the possibility of life after death, deconstructing popular Christmas carols, or just calling bullsh\*t on Donald Trump’s apprentice training, Jillette does not fail to shock and delight his readers. And as ever, underneath these rollicking rants lie a deeply personal philosophy and a generous spirit, which find joy and meaning in family, and peace in the simple beauty of the everyday. __Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday!__ is a hysterical affirmation of life’s magic from one of the most distinctly perceptive and provocative humorists writing today. A Collection Of Spiritual Observations And Complaints Riffs On Such Topics As Christmas Carols, Children's Birthday Parties, And Ridiculous Holiday Celebrations. Every Day Is An Atheist Holiday -- Sometimes A Sheet Is Not Just A Ghost -- Canadian Thanksgiving -- Here Come Our Celebrities- Cue The Freezing Rain -- November 9, 1909- Everything In The World Is Enough -- I Defy The Jails Of The World To Hold My Son -- And Speaking Of...kevin Pollak Needs To Play Houdini In A Great Movie -- Thanksgiving- If You Won't Put Your Dick In It, I'm Not Going To Eat It -- The Magician Stands Lazily Half Naked Before The World -- A Telephone Conversation With Gilbert Gottfied On January 13, 2002 -- New Year's Day, Gymns, Whorehouses, And Mourning With Prostitutes -- Martin Luther Kind Jr. Day- You Can Be In My Dream, If I Can Be In Yours (bob Dylan Said That) -- Groundhog Day -- Sick Days -- April Fool's Day -- Happy Birthday -- Chiquita Banana Wednesday -- Have A Nice Easter, You Christians You -- Easter Is A Hollow Waxy Chocolate Rabbit Who Suffers In An Unsatisfying Way For Your Sins -- Hitch And Tommy -- My First Father's Day Card -- Graduation Day- Nothing Is Funny But Penn Jillette -- Vissi D'arte Even On The Celebrity Apprentice -- The Fourth Of July -- My Son's Morality Does Not Come From God. Penn Jillette. From Emmy Award–winning, world-famous magician Penn Jillette comes an irreverent, hilarious, and provocative book of essays—the perfect gift for the skeptic in your life.Let's be honest—nobody has more fun than atheists. Don't believe it? Well, consider this: For non-believers, every day you're alive is a day to celebrate! And no one celebrates life to the fullest like Penn Jillette, the larger, louder half of legendary magic duo Penn & Teller, whose spectacularly witty and sharply observant essays in Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! will entertain zealots and skeptics alike. Whether he's contemplating the possibility of life after death, deconstructing popular Christmas carols, or just calling bullsh•t on Donald Trump, Jillette does not fail to shock and delight his readers. And as ever, underneath these rollicking rants lie a deeply personal philosophy and a generous spirit, which find joy and meaning in family, and peace in the simple beauty of the everyday. Every Day Is an Atheist Holiday! is a hysterical affirmation of life's magic from one of the most distinctly perceptive and provocative humorists writing today.