Employees Gone Wild : Crazy (and True!) Stories of Office Misbehavior, and What You Can Learn From the Mistakes of Others

Hilarious and hair-rising true tales of office debauchery from the lawyer who gets paid to clean up the mess. Try to imagine the following workplace scenarios: two employees having hot and heavy sex in an open cubicle in full view of their coworkers. A boss conducting a business meeting while wearing nothing but a strategically-placed towel. Employees using Craigslist to arrange sexual trysts with hookers on company time. Breast-flashing. Oral sex solicitation via office e-mail. Impossible? Unbelievable? Richard Burton has tales you won't believe actually happened over his decades spent as the attorney hired by companies to protect them when their employees act out. Employees Gone Wild collects some of the most outrageous and absolutely-true stories (names changed to protect the guilty of course) from Burton's years on the job, along with his indispensible practical advice on how companies and the people that work for them can avoid the same pitfalls. Hilarious and eye-opening in the same breath, dozens of cartoons give Employees Gone Wild a light tone perfect for the coworker with a sense of humor. It's also a great excuse for anyone that's received a slap on the wrist from their job: Hey, at least I'm not as bad as that guy! Hilarious And Hair-rising True Tales Of Office Debauchery From The Lawyer Who Gets Paid To Clean Up The Mess. Try To Imagine The Following Workplace Scenarios: Two Employees Having Hot And Heavy Sex In An Open Cubicle In Full View Of Their Coworkers. A Manager's Mugshot Printed Out And Posted In The Break Room. Marijuana Plants Growing On A Worker’s Desk, In Plain View Of The Rest Of The Office. Impossible? Unbelievable? Richard Burton Has Tales That Are Hard To Believe Actually Happened Over His Decades Spent As An Attorney Hired By Companies To Protect Them When Their Employees Act Out. Employees Gone Wild Collects Some Of The Most Outrageous—and Absolutely True—stories (names Changed To Protect The Guilty, Of Course) From Burton’s Years On The Job, Along With Practical Advice On How Companies And The People Who Work For Them Can Avoid The Same Pitfalls. Hilarious And Eye-opening In The Same Breath, With Cartoons From Artist Ian Baker To Illustrate The Mayhem, Employees Gone Wild Is The Perfect Gift For The Coworker With A Sense Of Humor. It Might Also Provide An Alibi For Anyone Who’s Ever Received A Slap On The Wrist From Hr: Hey, At Least I’m Not As Bad As That Guy! "Hilarious and hair-raising true tales of office debauchery from the lawyer who gets paid to clean up the mess. Try to imagine the following workplace scenarios: two employees having hot and heavy sex in an open cubicle in full view of their coworkers. A manager's mugshot printed out and posted in the break room. Marijuana plants growing on a worker's desk, in plain view of the rest of the office. Impossible? Unbelievable? Richard Burton has tales you won't believe actually happened over his decades spent as the attorney hired by compaies to protect them then their employees act out."--Page [4] of cover