Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

David Sedaris plays in the snow with his sisters. He goes on vacation with his family. He gets a job selling drinks. He attends his brother’s wedding. He mops his sister’s floor. He gives directions to a lost traveler. He eats a hamburger. He has his blood sugar tested. It all sounds so normal, doesn’t it? In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives — a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the highest form of love. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim is another unforgettable collection from one of the wittiest and most original writers at work today. --front flap In A Collection Of Essays, The Rooster Gets Married At An Uproarious Wedding, An Estrangement Occurs Over A Rubber Vs. Plastic Debate, And The Author Gets The Upper Hand During A Slumber Party Game Of Strip Poker. Us And Them -- Let It Snow -- Ship Shape -- Full House -- Consider The Stars -- Monie Changes Everything -- Change In Me -- Hejira -- Slumus Lordicus -- Girl Next Door -- Blood Work -- End Of The Affair -- Repeat After Me (live) -- Six To Eight Black Men (live) -- Rooster At The Hitchin' Post -- Possession -- Put A Lid On It -- Can Of Worms -- Chicken In The Henhouse -- Who's The Chef? -- Baby Einstein -- Nuit Of The Living Dead. David Sedaris. SUMMARY: In a collection of whimsical essays by the author of Me Talk Pretty One Day, the Rooster gets married at an uproarious wedding, an estrangement occurs over a rubber vs. plastic debate, and the author gets the upper hand during a slumber party game of strip poker. 450,000 first printing. When my family first moved to North Carolina, we lived in a rented house three blocks from the school where I would begin the third grade.