Don't Panic, I'm Islamic : Words and Pictures on How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Alien Next Door

Cover Title Page Contents Arwa Mahdawi: A PERSONAL GUIDE TO EXTREME VETTING Chant Avedissian: ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? Karl Sharro: THE JOYS OF APPLYING FOR A US VISA James Nunn: COLOUR ABDULLAH! Negin Farsad: MY OWN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH Bidisha: 50 STATES OF AMERICA FIRST Chris Riddell: LA LA LAND Hazem Saghieh: TRUMP AND GADDAFI Molly Crabapple: TRUMPINATION Omar Hamdi: ISLAM IS NOT SPIRITUAL, BUT IT IS A USEFUL IDENTITY Esther Manito: A SIDON-GATESHEAD UPBRINGING (IN ESSEX) Hassan Hajjaj: 'KESH ANGELS Saleem Haddad: DO I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL, SIR? Rana Salam: SEXY SOUKAmrou Al-Kadhi: HOW ISLAM TAUGHT ME TO BE A DRAG QUEEN Chaza Charafeddine: DIVINE COMEDY Leila Aboulela: MAJED Jennifer Jajeh: WHITE LIKE ME Hassan Abdulrazzak: TUESDAY'S CHILD Eli Valley: ARE NAZI ANALOGIES KOSHER TODAY? Moris Farhi: OF DOLPHIN CHILDREN AND LEVIATHANS Tammam Azzam: FROM SYRIA, WITH LOVE Alex Wheatle: SHADE-ISM Carol Ann Duffy: COMPREHENSIVE Aisha Mirza: YESTERDAY I STEPED ON A WHITE WOMAN'S YOGA MAT Laila Shawa: DISPOSABLE BODIES Joumana Haddad: THE JOKE'S ON THEM Mazen Kerbaj: COLA Sabrina Mahfouz: POSTCARD FROM A MUSLIM MERMAID. Sayed Kashua: PREPARING MY KIDS FOR THE NEW AMERICAAlberto Manguel: FABULOUS CREATURES Bahia Shehab: THERE ARE PEOPLE: CAIRO 2012 Sjón: THE MUSLIM: A CAUTIONARY TALE Afterword About the Contributors Permissions Copyright Page. A Sunday Times Best Humour Book of the Year 2017 How can you tell if your neighbour is speaking Muslim? Is a mosque a kind of hedgehog? Can I get fries with that burka? You can't trust the media any longer, but there's no need to fret: Don't Panic, I'm Islamic: Words and Pictures on How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Alien Next Door provides you with the answers. Read this book to learn how you too can spot an elusive Islamist. Discover how Arabs (even 21-year-old, largely innocuous and totally adorable ones) plant bombs and get tips about how to interact with Homeland Security, which may or may not involve funny discussions about your sexuality. Commissioned in response to the US travel ban, Don't Panic, I'm Islamic includes cartoons, graffiti, photography, colouring in pages, memoir, short stories and more by 34 contributors from around the world. Provocative and at times laugh-out-loud funny, these subversive pieces are an explosion of expression, creativity and colour. Contributors: Hassan Abdulrazzak, Leila Aboulela, Amrou Al-Kadhi, Shadi Alzaqzouq, Chant Avedissian, Tammam Azzam, Bidisha, Chaza Charafeddine, Molly Crabapple, Carol Ann Duffy, Moris Farhi, Negin Farsad, Joumana Haddad, Saleem Haddad, Hassan Hajjaj, Omar Hamdi, Jennifer Jajeh, Sayed Kashua, Mazen Kerbaj, Arwa Mahdawi, Sabrina Mahfouz, Alberto Manguel, Esther Manito, Aisha Mirza, James Nunn, Chris Riddell, Hazem Saghieh, Rana Salam, Karl Sharro, Laila Shawa, Bahia Shehab, Sjon, Eli Valley, Alex Wheatle. ‘Bursting with creativity, wit and intelligence’ Brian Eno How can you tell if your neighbour is speaking Muslim? Is a mosque a kind of hedgehog? Can I get fries with that burka? You can't trust the media any longer, but there's no need to fret: Don't Panic, I'm Islamic provides you with the answers. Read this book to learn how you too can spot an elusive Islamist. Discover how Arabs (even 21-year-old, largely innocuous and totally adorable ones) plant bombs and get tips about how to interact with Homeland Security, which may or may not involve funny discussions about your sexuality. Commissioned in response to the US travel ban, Don’t Panic, I’m Islamic includes cartoons, graffiti, photography, colouring in pages, memoir, short stories and more by 34 contributors from around the world. Provocative and at times laugh-out-loud funny, these subversive pieces are an explosion of expression, creativity and colour. Contributors: Hassan Abdulrazzak, Leila Aboulela, Amrou Al-Kadhi, Shadi Alzaqzouq, Chant Avedissian, Tammam Azzam, Bidisha, Chaza Charafeddine, Molly Crabapple, Carol Ann Duffy, Moris Farhi, Negin Farsad, Joumana Haddad, Saleem Haddad, Hassan Hajjaj, Omar Hamdi, Jennifer Jajeh, Sayed Kashua, Mazen Kerbaj, Arwa Mahdawi, Sabrina Mahfouz, Alberto Manguel, Esther Manito, Aisha Mirza, James Nunn, Chris Riddell, Hazem Saghieh, Rana Salam, Karl Sharro, Laila Shawa, Bahia Shehab, Sjón, Eli Valley, Alex Wheatle. Cover Title Page Contents Arwa Mahdawi: A PERSONAL GUIDE TO EXTREME VETTING Chant Avedissian: ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? Karl Sharro: THE JOYS OF APPLYING FOR A US VISA James Nunn: COLOUR ABDULLAH! Negin Farsad: MY OWN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH Bidisha: 50 STATES OF AMERICA FIRST Chris Riddell: LA LA LAND Hazem Saghieh: TRUMP AND GADDAFI Molly Crabapple: TRUMPINATION Omar Hamdi: ISLAM IS NOT SPIRITUAL, BUT IT IS A USEFUL IDENTITY Esther Manito: A SIDON-GATESHEAD UPBRINGING (IN ESSEX) Hassan Hajjaj: 'KESH ANGELS Saleem Haddad: DO I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL, SIR? Rana Salam: SEXY SOUKAmrou Al-Kadhi: HOW ISLAM TAUGHT ME TO BE A DRAG QUEEN Chaza Charafeddine: DIVINE COMEDY Leila Aboulela: MAJED Jennifer Jajeh: WHITE LIKE ME Hassan Abdulrazzak: TUESDAY'S CHILD Eli Valley: ARE NAZI ANALOGIES KOSHER TODAY? Moris Farhi: OF DOLPHIN CHILDREN AND LEVIATHANS Tammam Azzam: FROM SYRIA, WITH LOVE Alex Wheatle: SHADE-ISM Carol Ann Duffy: COMPREHENSIVE Aisha Mirza: YESTERDAY I STEPED ON A WHITE WOMAN'S YOGA MAT Laila Shawa: DISPOSABLE BODIES Joumana Haddad: THE JOKE'S ON THEM Mazen Kerbaj: COLA Sabrina Mahfouz: POSTCARD FROM A MUSLIM MERMAID. Sayed Kashua: PREPARING MY KIDS FOR THE NEW AMERICAAlberto Manguel: FABULOUS CREATURES Bahia Shehab: THERE ARE PEOPLE: CAIRO 2012 Sjón: THE MUSLIM: A CAUTIONARY TALE Afterword About the Contributors Permissions Copyright Page. How Can You Tell If Your Neighbour Is Speaking Muslim? Is A Mosque A Kind Of Hedgehog? Can I Get Fries With That Burka? You Can't Trust The Media Any Longer, But There's No Need To Fret: Don't Panic, I'm Islamic: Words And Pictures On How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love The Alien Next Door Provides You With The Answers. Read This Book To Learn How You Too Can Spot An Elusive Islamist. Discover How Arabs (even 21-year-old, Largely Innocuous And Totally Adorable Ones) Plant Bombs And Get Tips About How To Interact With Homeland Security, Which May Or May Not Involve Funny Discussions About Your Sexuality. Commissioned In Response To The Us Travel Ban, Don't Panic, I'm Islamic Includes Cartoons, Graffiti, Photography, Colouring In Pages, Memoir, Short Stories And More By 34 Contributors From Around The World. Provocative And At Times Laugh-out-loud Funny, These Subversive Pieces Are An Explosion Of Expression, Creativity And Colour. Edited By Lynn Gaspard. Don't Panic, I'm Islamic: Words and Pictures on How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Alien Next Door is a collection of satirical writings, cartoons and art by writers and artists from around the world.