Dirty Valentine

My five-year-old son, Finn, has a crush on a girl from the college swim team I coach, and I don’t blame him. Skye is more beautiful than a movie star—having all the wonderful curves those young women often lack—and she’s sweeter than candy.I wanted to ask her to be my Valentine for months, but Finn gets there first when she babysits him. I let them have their cute moment—but after I get home from work, I discover Skye found a dirty V-day card I bought her.