Dirty Japanese: Everyday Slang From ''What's Up?'' to ''F*%# Off!''

GET D!RTY Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Japanese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty Japanese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Japan: What's up? Ossu? How's it hanging? Choshi doyo? I'm smashed. Beron beron ni nattekita. I love ginormous tits. Kyo'nyu daiskui. Wanna try a threesome? Yatte miyo ka sanpi? I gotta take a leak. Shonben shite. He's such an asshole. Aitsu wa kanji warui kara. Learn cool slang, funny insults and all the words they didn't teach you in class with this comprehensive guide to dirty Japanese. You've taken Japanese lessons and learned all kinds of useful phrases. You know how to order dinner, get directions, and ask for the bathroom. But what happens when it's time to drop the textbook formality? To really know a language, you need to know it's bad words, too. You need Dirty Japanese. From common slang and insulting curses to explicit sexual expressions, this volume teaches the kind of Japanese heard heard every day on the streets from Tokyo to Kyoto from "What's up?" (Ossu?) to "I'm smashed," (Beron beron ni nattekita.) . Nothing is censored in Dirty Japanese. By revealing the contemporary colloquial language locals actually speak, this book presents cool things to say for all casual situations--shopping, parties, nightclubs, sporting events and even romance and sex. Dirty Japanese includes native banter that can help readers make friends at the karaoke bar and convince the local sushi chef that they regularly dine on blowfish and wasabi. An invaluable guide for off-the-beaten-path travelers going to Japan, this book is packed with enough insults and swear words to offend every person in Japan and sex terminolog Invaluable for those traveling to Japan, this guide features useful sidebars featuring English expressions commonly used in Japan. Pronunciation guides, a reference dictionary, sample dialogues, and an offensiveness-rating system from "use at will" to "use at your own risk" also help readers learn to communicate effectively.