Dirty Chinese: Everyday Slang from "What's Up?" to "F*%# Off!" (Dirty Everyday Slang)

GET D!RTY Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Chinese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: •Cool slang •Funny insults •Explicit sex terms •Raw swear words Dirty Chinese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of China: •What’s up? Zenmeyàng? •Fuck it, let’s party. Qù tama, zánmen chuqù feng ba. •Who farted? Shéi fàng de pì? •Wanna try doggy-style? Yàobù zánliar shìshì gou cào shì? •Son of a bitch! Gouniángyang de! •I’m getting smashed. Wo ganjué heduo le. •I can’t eat this shit! Wo chi bù xià qù! Fills the gap between how people really talk in China and what Chinese language students are normally taught, Dirty Chinese is up-to-date with the latest slang expressions and includes fun, humorous, and sometimes naughty illustrations. Nothing is censored in Dirty Chinese. By revealing the contemporary colloquial language locals actually speak, this book presents cool things to say for all casual situations -- shopping, parties, nightclubs, sporting events, and even romance and sex. There are truly phrases for every situation, from sweet words to entice a local beauty to less-than-comrade-like rebuffs for overly zealous street vendors. Fun to read with an attitude that reflects the outrageous content, Dirty Chinese even includes the harsh expressions one might use to convince a local police officer that the delay needs to end and he has been tipped enough. An invaluable guide for the off-the-beaten-path traveler, the book features a pronunciation guide and sample dialogues and is packed with enough insults and swear words to offend every person in China without mentioning the age of their Olympic gymnasts. It even includes sex terminology graphic enough to embarrass the operators of Hong Kong's infamous "one-woman brothels." Foul your mouth—while expanding your Mandarin vocabulary—with a guide to the phrases that could get you a laugh . . . or a punch in the face. Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Chinese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: Cool slang Funny insults Explicit sex terms Raw swear words Dirty Chinese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of China: What's up? Zenmeyàng? Fuck it, let's party. Qù tama, zánmen chuqù feng ba. Who farted? Shéi fàng de pì? Wanna try doggy-style? Yàobù zánliar shìshì gou cào shì? Son of a bitch! Gouniángyang de! I'm getting smashed. Wo ganjué heduo le. I can't eat this shit! Wo chi bù xià qù! GET D!RTY Next time you're traveling or just chattin' in Chinese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: -Cool slang -Funny insults -Explicit sex terms -Raw swear words Dirty Chinese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of China: -What's up' ZenmeyAng' -Fuck it, let's party. QU tama, zAnmen chuqU feng ba.-Who farted' ShEi fAng de pI' -Wanna try doggy-style' YAobU zAnliar shIshI gou cAo shI' -Son of a bitch!GouniAngyang de! -I'm getting smashed. Wo ganjuE heduo le.-I can't eat this shit! Wo chi bU xiA qU! GET D!RTY Next time youre traveling or just chattin in Chinese with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: Cool slang Funny insults Explicit sex terms Raw swear words Dirty Chinese teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of China: Whats up? Zenmeyng? Fuck it, lets party. Q tama, znmen chuq feng ba. Who farted? Shi fng de p? Wanna try doggy-style? Yob znliar shsh gou co sh? Son of a bitch! Gouningyang de! Im getting smashed. Wo ganju heduo le. I cant eat this shit! Wo chi b xi q! Howdy Chinese Friendly Chinese Party Chinese Body Chinese Horny Chinese Angry Chinese Poppy Chinese Sporty Chinese Hungry Chinese.