Deadlines don't care if Janet doesn't like her photo : a book about fish people, office romance, and big red rocks

Do you like grids, negative space, and well-kerned type? No? Fair enough. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of a creative agency? No? Well, that’s fine as well. You wouldn’t know you were in an agency anyway; flies have no concept of that kind of thing. All they’re interested in is standing in poo then walking around the rim of your coffee mug.Featuring all new, never before published content by the author of The Internet is a Playground and 27B/6."An absurdly entertaining new release that will have you in tears." THE AUSTRALIAN"Genuinely funny. I laughed so much I could hardly breathe. Do not read this during a flight." GARY MCDONALD Do you like grids, negative space, and well-kerned type? No? Fair enough. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of a creative agency? No? Well, that’s fine as well. You wouldn’t know you were in an agency anyway; flies have no concept of that kind of thing. All they’re interested in is standing in poo then walking around the rim of your coffee mug. 270+ pages of all new, never before published content by the New York Times bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground and 27B/6. "Absurdly entertaining." THE AUSTRALIAN "Genuinely funny. I laughed so much I could hardly breathe." GARY MCDONALD "Do you like grids, negative space, and well-kerned type? No? Fair enough. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a fly on the wall of a creative agency? No? Well, that's fine as well. You wouldn't know you were in an agency anyway; flies have no concept of that kind of thing. All they're interested in is standing in poo then walking around the rim of your coffee mug."-- Back cover