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you Can't Make This Stuff Up! Dave Barry Would Never Lie—and Here Are The Real Life, Laugh-out-loud Stories From Across America To Prove It: A U.s. Supreme Court Justice Shares His Remedy For Preventing Gas ("i Had Not Realized That This Was A Matter Of Concern In The Highest Levels Of Government"); A Newspaper Headline In Ohio Announces The Combustibility Of Strawberry Pop-tarts ("a Story That Can Really Help You Gain A Better Understanding Of How You Can Be Killed By Breakfast Snack Food"); The Frightening Fact That Snakes Have Mastered The Pipelines Leading Directly To Your Toilet—and They're Not Shy ("many Women Might View This As A Fair Punishment For All The Billions Of Times That Guys Have Left The Seat Up"). so Get Up-close With Dave As He Swears To Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth . . . So God Help You! publishers Weekly barry ( The Taming Of The Screw ) Is In Top Form In His Latest Collection Of Essays From The Miami Herald. He Introduces Readers To His Teenage Son, Who Rarely Leaves His Room Except To Demand New Sneakers; To His Two Dogs, Earnest And Zippy, So Fearsome To Intruders That Barry Had To Install An Alarm System; To Certain Florida Ufologists, Who Sound Like Prospective Candidates For Psychiatric Study. There Are Several Pieces About Barry's Contest To Pick The Worst Modern Pop Song, Which Drew 10,000 Responses, With ``macarthur Park'' The Clear Winner. Exceptionally Good Are The Travel Articles About China And Bimini. Other Topics Involve Lefthandedness, The Hazards Of Air Travel (principally The Other Passengers) And Masochistic Consumers. (june) NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • You can't make this stuff up. Dave Barry wouldn't lie—and here are the real life, laugh-out-loud stories from across America to prove it.Get up-close with Dave as he examines UFO thrillseekers and Elvis-worshippers, plays lead guitar with a horrifying rock band that includes Stephen King, and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in stories like these:• a U.S. Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas ('I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government')• a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry Pop-Tarts ('A story that can really help you gain a better understanding of how you can be killed by breakfast snack food')• a frightening fact that snakes have mastered the pipelines leading directly to your toilet—and they're not shy ('Many women might view this as a fair punishment for all the billions of times that guys have left the seat up').'Barry is at his best.'—The Baltimore Sun'He zaps the funny bone.'—The Cincinnati Post You can't make this stuff up! Dave Barry would never lie--and here are the real life, laugh-out-loud stories from across America to prove a U.S. Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas ("I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government"); a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry Pop-Tarts ("A story that can really help you gain a better understanding of how you can be killed by breakfast snack food"); the frightening fact that snakes have mastered the pipelines leading directly to your toilet--and they're not shy ("Many women might view this as a fair punishment for all the billions of times that guys have left the seat up"). So get up-close with Dave as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth . . . so God help you! It's getting late on a school night, but I'm not letting my son go to bed yet, because there's serious work to be done.