Counting Parakeets

Overview: H. Lewis-Foster has worked with books, in one form or another, since leaving university. As a keen reader of gay fiction, she decided to have a go at writing herself, and is now the proud author of several short stories and her debut novel. H. has lived in various parts of the UK and currently lives in the north of England. She enjoys city life, especially the theaters and cinemas, and also likes visiting the beautiful villages in the surrounding countryside. In her spare time, H. loves cooking and discovering the many fabulous local food shops. She's also working on a couple of plays, which she hopes she might see on the stage someday. Pete Is A Doctor. He's Working The Night Shift, And Desperately Needs To Get Some Sleep. But He Hasn't A Chance, With Ollie, A Chattering Parakeet Who's Decided To Perch On Pete's Gate Post. He Finally Cracks And Follows The Bird To A Classy House On The Far Side Of Town, Where He Finds Ollie's Owner, Andy, Hanging Upside-down. Delightful As Andy Is, Pete's Too Tired To Be Tempted By The Performance Artiste, Who Promises To Keep Ollie Under Control. But Pete's Curious To Know ... What Does A Performance Artiste Do Exactly? There's Only One Way To Find Out.