Captain's Quarterly Fall of 2015 Vol. 1

“Captain’s Quarterly” is the quarterly “best of” Aaron Clarey’s blog, Captain Capitalism. The purpose is to not only back up the blogging literary works of Aaron Clarey in case Google decides to one day delete his blog, but to also provide a quarterly digest for intelligent people seeking intellectual stimulation. It is also greatly improved over the original blog posts as each issue features a pretty model, if for any other reason, than to piss off leftists and feminists.Posts have not been edited from their original form, which includes typos, grammatical errors, and other literary sins, which was done on purpose raise the ire of grammar Nazis. INTRODUCTION THIS ISSUE’S MODEL – CINDY MORAN BRITISH ACCENT PRIVILEGE WHY REPUBLICANS SHOULD CONSULT TOM LEYKIS WHY “BUYING LOCAL” IS A STUPID ECONOMIC STRATEGY THE IMPORTANCE OF LOWERING YOUR EXPECTATIONSThe Expectations Bubble MARVEL’S DESTRUCTION OF WHITE MALE COMIC BOOK SUPER HEROES AND WHY IT’S IRRELEVANT THE OVER-SUPPLY OF SINGLE MOMS HOW JESSICA ASSAF SERVES AS A WARNING FOR ALL ASPIRING SJW’S VIEWING THE LIBERAL ARTS FROM ANOTHER PERSPECTIVE – THEY’RE RELATIVELY RETARDED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE FEDERAL DEFICIT IF INTEREST RATES INCREASED? THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH DECLINING POPULATIONS WHY THE TERM “RACIST” NO LONGER MEANS ANYTHING WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS IN THE HANDS OF WOMEN...HEAVEN HELP USConfusion FEELZ UBER ALLES AUTHOR’S PERSONAL MESSAGE ABOUT CINDY MORAN VISIT CAPPY’S OTHER SITES!Books: