Bored of the rings : a parody of J.R.R. Tolkein's [sic] The lord of the rings

A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a little, furry "hero" named Frito, ready - or maybe just forced by the wizard of Goodgulf - to undertake the one mission which can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elfmaidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul-kiss the unwary to death - these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake. Pulling in references to popular culture and fantasy literature as a whole this is a parody of "Lord of the Rings". From the dreary Goddamn (Gollum), to the feckless Arrowroot (Aragorn), the bungling Goodgulf (Gandalf) to the meanminded boggies Frito (Frodo) and Dildo (Bilbo) no character is safe This is a parody of "The Lord of the Rings" by JRR Tolkien. It is very brief, comparatively, and not to be taken seriously. It is meant to be amusing even if a bit vulgar. The ultimate Tolkien Parody. 300,000 copies sold in since 2001!