Bill, the Galactic Hero: On the Planet of Tasteless Pleasure (Bill, the Galactic Hero)

Bill's in trouble again. A hideous outer-space infection has transformed one of his feet into a satyr's hoof; he has two right hands; the nurses at the hospital where he lies recovering from his last escapade are steel robots. But soon he's off again in search of science fiction's greatest cliches. He's the perfect Spaceship Trooper: big, strong and completely brainwashed. He's the perfect hero: willing to do almost anything to save his own neck (perhaps one of the only body parts that's still his own). Bill is in the hospital, vainly hoping for a real foot to replace the satyr's foot he's been lumbered with. Not that he has anything against satyrs - at least not until one grabs him by the foot and pulls him under the ocean into a world of unspeakable and endless pleasures! Roaming this dimension of primordial desires, Bill faces dragons and gunslingers for the sake of true love - and a really good beer! Doctor D. Prescribes Reading Matter The Hazards of Beachcombing The Mything Link The Rape of Irma A Starship Named "Desire" First Mate Bill Last Call at the Holy Bar and Grill Mind-Masters of the Over-Gland A Role of the Dice! Bill Craps Out Alone and Limply Loitering In Low Dungeon The Crippled King The Pepto Abysmal Nightmare! Into the Male-Female-Strom Old Troopers Never Die: They Just Smell That Way The Ballad of Billy the Kidney Shootout at the No-Go Corral Bill's Big Bang Theory Back Off the Saddle Again