Battle of the Network Zombies (Amanda Feral, Book 3)

In Seattle's undead circles, populated by werewolves, devils, and rampaging yetis, Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful zombies. But to maintain her stylish rep, Amanda needs cash. The quickest way: appear on the reality show, American Minions, hosted by lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Soon, Amanda moves in to "Minions Mansion," crowded with immortal fame whores. But even the 24-7 video cameras can't catch everything. . .When Johnny is found incinerated, Amanda channels her inner Miss Marple (minus the fugly cardigans) to find the culprit. Was it Hairy Sue, the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie, the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the killer in a heart-stopping finale won't just save the show from cancellation, it might just keep Amanda alive-or as close as a ghoul can get. . ."Sexy, funny, and twisted. You've never read anything like this!" --Richelle Mead, #1 New York Times bestselling author on Happy Hour of the Damned

in Seattle's Undead Circles, Amanda Feral Is One Of The Beautiful Zombies. Of Course, When You're Socializing With Werewolves, Devils, And Rampaging Yetis, There's Not That Much Competition. Still, Amanda Has A Stylish Rep To Maintain, Which Is Getting Tricky Now That Her Tanking Ad Agency Is Obliterating Her Finances. The Fastest Way To Make Some Cash: Appear On A New Reality Show, american Minions, Hosted By Lecherous Wood Nymph Johnny Birch. Classy? Maybe Not, But A Girl's Gotta Eat.

with Zombie Gal Pal Wendy Posing As Her Bitchy Agent, Amanda Settles In To Minions Mansion, Crowded With 24-7 Video Cameras And Undead Fame Whores. When Johnny Is Found Incinerated In A Locked Room, Amanda Decides To Channel Her Inner Miss Marple (minus The Fugly Cardigans) And Find Out Who's Responsible. Was It Hairy Sue, The White Trash Stripper Yeti? Tanesha, The Glamorous Trannie Werewolf? Angie, The Filipino Vampire With A Detachable Head? Unveiling The Culprit In A Heart-stopping Finale Won't Just Save The Show From Cancellation, It Might Just Keep Amanda Alive—or As Close As A Ghoul Can Get...

praise For The Novels Of Mark Henry

the Supreme Supernatural Skankfest. Devilish. Demented. Deliciously Hilarious. —mario Acevedo On road Trip Of The Living Dead

sexy, Funny, And Twisted. You've Never Read Anything Like This! — Richelle Mead On happy Hour Of The Damned

sharp Satire, Razor Wit, Gross-out Humor And Zombies. Mark Henry Hits It Out Of The Park Every Time. — Lilith Saintcrow, Author Of night Shift

publishers Weekly

clever, Fast-paced, And So Delightfully Trashy That It Should Have Been Printed On Hefty Bags, Henry's Third Amanda Feral Novel (after 2009's Road Trip Of The Living Dead) Smartly Skewers Popular Culture. Brilliant, Bitchy Undead Diva Amanda Is Desperate For A Fledgling Reality Show To Succeed, Because Being Paid To Judge It Is The Only Thing That Can Keep Her Financially Afloat. When Someone Murders The Show's Host, A Would-be Playboy Wood Nymph, The Show's Contestants—a Snooty Belgian Ghoul, A Werewolf Drag Queen, A Pair Of Sirens, A Down-home Backwoods Stripper, And A Tentacled Manicurist—are All Suspects. Amanda's Got To Solve The Case While Attempting To Rebuild A Relationship With Her Werewolf Boyfriend. Henry Gleefully Delivers A Sharp-edged, Snarky Whodunit With Some Smart And Funny Twists. (mar.)

With her zombie gal pal Wendy and vampy sidekick Gil, celebrity party girl Amanda Feral is ready to take a big bite out of Seattle's supernatural nightlife. But what's a zombie chick to do when her'Mommie Dearest'gets sick? If you're Amanda Feral, you can either ignore the wicked old witch--or bury the past by visiting Ethel before she kicks it. Packing their stiletto pumps and plasma into a sketchy rattrap on wheels that used to be a Winebago, Amanda, Wendy, and Gil hit the highway. Of course, they'll have to navigate past some neo-Nazi skinheads, a horny dust devil, a hunky werewolf cop, and an unsightly horde of Kmart shoppers. But for this glamorous gang of ghouls, this trip is about to take a dangerous detour that could give road kill a brand new meaning...Praise for Mark Henry and His Amanda Feral Zombie Novels'Fun, fun stuff. I'll never think of zombies in quite the same way again.'Patricia Biggs, #1 New York Times bestselling author on Battle of the Network Zombies'Sexy, funny, and twisted. You've never read anything like this!'--Richelle Mead on Happy Hour of the Damned Amanda Feral tries to save her failing advertisement agency by appearing on "American Minions," a new reality show hosted by wood nymph Johnny Birch, despite her werewolf boyfriend's complaints, but when a murder occurs, she finds herself investigating and dealing with suspects such as Hairy Sue the yeti and Angie, a Filipino vampire.