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The slacker's guide to parenting from the Twitter's most popular dad! Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route. In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book. Reviews for James Breakwell Hilarious! - The Sun VERY funny Twitter feed - The Daily Mail The most hilarious man on Twitter - The Telegraph The funniest dad on Twitter - BuzzFeed Chapter 1: A call to inaction Chapter 2: Your child is uniquely unoriginal Chapter 3: You won't make a difference Chapter 4: Fending off the mob Chapter 5: The wrong time to have a kid Chapter 6: Subtraction by multiplication Chapter 7: Space not to kill each other Chapter 8: Take a picture it'll last longer Chapter 9: Their eyes only Chapter 10: Schooled Chapter 11: Benched Chapter 12: Imperfect attendance Chapter 13: Screened out Chapter 14: Rules are rules (unless they're hard to enforce) Chapter 15: Food fight Chapter 16: Dressing your child for survival Chapter 17: Early endings Chapter 18: Making up history Chapter 19: The point of no return. A call to inaction Your child is uniquely unoriginal You won't make a difference Fending off the mob The wrong time to have a kid Subtraction by multiplication Space not to kill each other Take a picture : it'll last longer Their eyes only Schooled Benched Imperfect attendance Screened out Rules are rules (unless they're hard to enforce) Food fight Dressing your child for survival Early endings Making up history The point of no return Acknowledgments About the author. **The slacker's guide to parenting from the Twitter's most popular dad!** In __Bare Minimum Parenting__, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book. **Hilarious!** - __The Sun__ Internet parenting humorist James Breakwell, bestselling author of Only Dead on the Inside, returns with with a tongue-in-cheek ""how to"" guide offering to help parents strive for mediocrity