Bad Monkeys;

Jane Charlotte has been arrested for murder. She tells police that she is a member of a secret organization devoted to fighting evil; her division is called the Department for the Final Disposition of Irredeemable Persons--"Bad Monkeys" for short. This confession earns Jane a trip to the jail's psychiatric wing, where a doctor attempts to determine whether she is lying, crazy--or playing a different game altogether. What follows is one of the most clever and gripping novels you'll ever read Cover Image......Page 1 Title Page......Page 3 Dedication Page......Page 4 Epigraph Page......Page 5 Contents......Page 7 white room (i)......Page 9 Nancy Drew, Reconsidered as a Bad Seed......Page 14 white room (ii)......Page 53 We All Make the World......Page 58 white room (iii)......Page 82 Look Both Ways......Page 85 white room (iv)......Page 113 Malfeasance......Page 116 white room (v)......Page 144 Scary Clowns, Shibboleths, and the Desert of Ozymandias......Page 147 white room (vi)......Page 171 Bad Monkeys, Inc.......Page 175 white room (vii)......Page 192 The Good Jane and the Bad Jane......Page 196 white room (viii)......Page 226 Acknowledgments......Page 237 About the Author......Page 239 Also by Matt Ruff......Page 240 Credits......Page 241 Copyright Notice......Page 242 About the Publisher......Page 243