Babyproofing Your Marriage CD: How to Laugh More, Argue Less, and Communicate Better as Your Family Grows

Product Description Warning! New parents are likely to experience: Scorekeeping—An exceedingly complex, often relentless, tit-for-tat war waged by husbands and wives over the division of parenting responsibilities and domestic chores. The Ten O'Clock Shoulder Tap—Considered by many men to be a form of foreplay. A paw on a wife's shoulder is how some men indicate their desire for sex. The Tap is rarely accompanied by a term of endearment or any other verbal form of communication and is seldom well received by the often-sleeping/almost-always-exhausted wife. The frustrated husband, meanwhile, wonders if his wife has pulled a Bait and Switch in the bedroom. Clash of the Grannies—A high stakes ''who will have the greatest influence on the grandkids'' tournament played by each set of grandparents. Competitive categories include: the Title Championship (who gets to be called ''Grandma''), the Battle for Floor and Wall Space, the Battle for Face Time, and Gratuitous Grandparental Gift-Giving. The Babyproofers are three women who wouldn't trade their roles as mothers for anything, and they love their husbands deeply. But after living through it and hearing the stories of hundreds of other couples, they know that with young children in the house, you need to block the stairs with baby gates, put plastic covers over the outlets, AND take the necessary steps to safeguard your marriage. Babyproofing Your Marriage is the warts-and-all truth about how having children can affect your relationship. The authors explore the transition to parenthood in light of their own experiences, with input from their husbands and commentary from men and women across the country. Their evenhanded approach to both sides of the marital equation allows spouses to understand each other in a whole new way. With loads of humor and practical advice, the Babyproofers will guide first-time parents and veterans alike around the rocky shores of the early parenting years. Don't fall prey to common relationship pitfalls: Babyproof Your Marriage! About the Author Stacie Harris Cockrell graduated from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and went on to receive her MBA from the University of Texas. After graduate school, she was a finance and marketing professional at Dell Inc. and subsequently co-founded a high tech company in Austin, Texas. She currently resides in Austin with her husband, Ross, and their three children.

addressing Both The Male And Female Perspective, Baby Proofing Your Marriage Explores The Impact Of Parenthood On Marriage. It Attacks The Complicated Subject By Detailing The Insights Of And Lessons Learned By Both Men And Women. Quotes From Real People, Bolstered By The Author's Own Experiences As Young Mothers And Wives, Give The Work A Balanced And Honest Voice Fuelled By First-hand Knowledge.

touching A Raw Nerve, The Book Strikes At The Heart Of Who We Are As Individuals, Couples And Families, By Discussing Subjects That Are Normally Taboo. People Don't Want To Appear Disloyal To Their Spouse Or Seem Resentful Of Their Children, But At The Same Time, They Are Desperate To Find Solutions. With Insightful Analysis, Unique Advice, And A Humourous Tone, Baby Proofing Your Marriage Will Become An Indispensable Guide For Parents Everywhere.

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in This Feisty Treatise, Three Mothers With Seven Kids Between Them Team Up To Do Their Own Research On The State Of Marriage After Children. Though Their Admittedly Pseudo-scientific Research Seems To Have Come Mainly From Interviewing Friends, Family And People On The Street, They Arrive At Some Reasonable Solutions To How Couples Can Keep Their Marriages Fresh And Stimulating Amid Armloads Of Dirty Diapers And Screeching Babies. While They Explore The Division Of Labor, Parental Exhaustion And How To Juggle The Grandparents, The Focal Chapter Is On Sex; The Three Authors Attempt To Address The Problem Of How To Keep Men Satisfied When, At The End Of The Day, Their Wives Want Nothing To Do With Them (coitus Non-existus). Moms' Lack Of Interest Isn't Surprising, The Authors Maintain, Given That Women Do The Lion's Share Of Managing The House And Kids, Often In Addition To Working Outside The Home. Though The Authors Claim To Be Fair And Balanced, They Frequently Give Clueless Fathers A Tongue-lashing With Some Great One-liners (e.g., Pitch In If You Want Her To Put Out). The Bottom Line Is That The More Child Care And Domestic Chores The Guys Do, The Better Their Sex Lives And The Marriage In General. Instead Of Score Keeping, The Authors Steer Couples Toward Ways To Appreciate One Another. And If All Else Fails To Solve A Marital Issue, As They Point Out In This Frank And Funny Book, There's Always Rock, Paper Scissors. (feb.) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

Citing the challenges posed by parenthood on otherwise strong marriages, a reference based on the advice of hundreds of families makes recommendations for such topics as the division of labor, sexual frustration, and grandparent management