Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, #1)

There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic teachers. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. In this wildly funny journal of a year in the life of Georgia Nicolson, British author Louise Rennison has perfectly captured the soaring joys and bottomless angst of being a teenager. In the spirit of Bridget Jones's Diary , this fresh, irreverent, and simply hilarious book will leave you laughing out loud. As Georgia would say, it's "Fabbity fab fab!" Presents The Humorous Journal Of A Year In The Life Of A Fourteen-year-old British Girl Who Tries To Reduce The Size Of Her Nose, Stop Her Mad Cat From Terrorizing The Neighborhood Animals, And Win The Love Of Handsome Hunk Robbie. Louise Rennison. Sequel: On The Bright Side, I'm Now The Girlfriend Of A Sex God. Presents the humorous journal of a year in the life of a fourteen year old British girl who tries to reduce the size of her nose, stop her mad cat from terrorizing the neighborhood animals, and win the love of Robbie, a handsome guy who is a member of the Stiff Dylans Band in school