A joyful experience

Uploaded Cover is in error - file is "A Date With Mom"Opening paragraphs:My friend Tamara had told me that the only people who took out personal ads in our local weekly were "horny yuppies with more money than brains."However, I had recently finalized my divorce after twenty-seven years of marriage, and I simply didn't know how to play the modern dating game. Besides, I could think of a lot worse things than a man with a fat wallet, a lonely cock, and an empty head.One advertisement called to me again and again: "Good-looking professional, 26, who enjoys romantic encounters in dark theaters with mature women who remember the days of candlelight and roses. Let's share a bottle of fine, properly aged wine together and discuss our interests."